Quote #4347
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #5589
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
Quote #34618
The history of the Victorian Age will never be written we know too much...
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #4924
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #1047
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #2753
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....
Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.