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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
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Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their...
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Being busy does not always mean real work. The object of all work is...
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
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To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...