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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
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Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be...
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It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
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My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for...
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.