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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a...
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You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100%...
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #23913
I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Quote #29676
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
Quote #34525
A man who doesn’t trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.