Quote #33830
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #23557
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
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We have to play what is actually in demand, and we have to play...
Quote #34180
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
Quote #10885
Peace has never come from dropping bombs. Real peace comes from enlightenment and educating...
Quote #27542
Spend everyday casual, but industrious Every moment alert, but relaxed.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...