Quote #14290
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #1301
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Quote #31898
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
Quote #10954
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #17352
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and...
Quote #3495
The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
Quote #8445
Grasp the subject, the words will follow.