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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
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I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Quote #28628
He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.
Quote #21647
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #27853
It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington’s cherry...
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #14761
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance