Quote #24871
General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #16910
When it is darkest, men see the stars.
Quote #28757
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It’s much easier to...
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #26937
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
Quote #25634
Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity...
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #2524
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...