Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #11310
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #3164
Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
Quote #687
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless...
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #24705
Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #13448
What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence,...
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #84
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have...