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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
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Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #21247
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was...
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken...