Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #34354
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #3123
The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.
Quote #16768
The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is...
Quote #29077
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
Quote #5489
The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.
Quote #17068
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #12227
A great chessplayer is not a great man, for he leaves the world as...
Quote #7222
By far the best proof is experience.