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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Harvard doesn’t consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they...
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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It sometimes seems that we have only to solve a thing greatly to get...
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We don’t stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop...
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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to...
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There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his...