Quote #32181
I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
Quote #29870
Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
Quote #27897
Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #5864
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
Quote #15635
The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #33349
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.