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Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
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We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #16092
To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry...
Quote #4927
Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the dogs of war.
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I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.