Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #30510
Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
Quote #31003
Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #15745
Only the shallow know themselves.
Quote #6636
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #9933
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly… it would be strange indeed...
Quote #7063
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...