Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #16597
I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I’m tired of...
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #26172
In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom…Make...
Quote #18133
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Quote #33607
To try to be better is to be better.
Quote #30933
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...