Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #10462
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #24822
When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one...
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #9424
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #24445
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...