Quote #4370
Man is the measure of all things.
Quote #1985
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #21391
Why love if losing hurts so much We love to know that we are...
Quote #29611
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Quote #24973
Courage consists of the power of self-recovery.
Quote #32369
A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...