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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a...
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Support the strong, give courage to the timid, remind the indifferent, and warn the...
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Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die...
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You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...