Quote #12273
Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
Quote #14526
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #23649
Time discovers truth.
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #20260
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
Quote #22779
We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we...
Quote #15520
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #4034
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.