Quote #31018
Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Quote #6296
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #10256
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #7588
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #15140
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Quote #28656
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...