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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Funny is an attitude.
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
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Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
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I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the...
Quote #690
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #2673
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
Quote #2927
Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
Quote #9408
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of...