Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #20692
May you live every day of your life.
Quote #17021
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #12158
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is...
Quote #22820
What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #12947
When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him...
Quote #8028
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #11360
Better the foot slip than the tongue.