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Lord, how the day passes It’s like a life–so quickly when we don’t watch...
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other...
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The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of...
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It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
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Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...