Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good...
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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit we cannot flower and grow without...
Quote #21327
One may have a blazing hearth in one’s soul and yet no one ever...
Quote #21831
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
Quote #21531
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #13726
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...