Quote #34138
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
Quote #7468
The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #5151
A poet that reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Quote #30088
We can be knowledgable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with...
Quote #16046
Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.
Quote #13557
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #24665
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...