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The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...
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We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe,...
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The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
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Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am...
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with...
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Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.