Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #28267
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #31417
Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #26993
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...
Quote #12303
There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.
Quote #22975
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.