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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
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We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know...
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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It has all been very interesting.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...