Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #21553
Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #30022
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #13438
The ultimate good desired is better reached by free trade in ideas the...
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #28276
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
Quote #8179
Our critics are our friends; they show us our faults.