Quote #33133
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
Quote #30697
Where self-interest is suppressed, it is replaced by a burdensome system of bureaucratic control...
Quote #5584
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread...
Quote #2877
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #22960
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #29724
The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn’t keep you from doing anything. It just keeps you from...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.