Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #34553
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the...
Quote #34666
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
Quote #21328
A good picture is equivalent to a good deed.
Quote #29598
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #12464
Not going home is already like death.