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We are all citizens of history.
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #27129
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...