Quote #3384
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
Quote #31715
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...
Quote #20702
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #382
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #29270
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #13610
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
Quote #20688
A fool and his money are soon parted.