Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #29424
The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
Quote #23895
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #11527
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Quote #4218
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...