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It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill...
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
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We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...
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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning...