Quote #30137
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #3513
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us … not just pretty words,...
Quote #32230
The test is to recognize the mistake, admit it and correct it. To have...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #30332
Our destiny rules over us, even when we are not yet aware of it...
Quote #33761
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Quote #25732
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #5589
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...