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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
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All people want is someone to listen.
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Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
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Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
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If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #17092
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.