Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #18854
He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.
Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #16254
“Careful with fire” is good advice we know.“Careful with words” is ten times doubly...
Quote #33392
I don’t really trust a sane person.
Quote #17247
Minds are like parachutes they work best when open.
Quote #3829
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy...
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #1477
Even God cannot change the past.