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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #123
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...
Quote #10824
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
Quote #15588
Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without...
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I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon...
Quote #4605
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.