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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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If you can’t go over, you must go under.
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The experience of this sweet life. L’esperienza de questa dolce vita.
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Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...