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I do not mean to suggest that our handsome, newly enlarged library is to...
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
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Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.
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One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to...
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...