Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy....
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the...
Quote #26574
It can’t be Nature, for it is not sense.
Quote #21923
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #699
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
Quote #28604
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #24796
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...