Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #4762
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #31760
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those...
Quote #24176
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Quote #3067
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #19117
To which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.
Quote #21096
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Quote #5791
Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing, sometimes...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.