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Never take counsel of your fears.
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
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A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart,...
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...