Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #20901
I have not slept one wink.
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #14067
The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing...
Quote #17866
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned. – Notebook, 1898
Quote #18570
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #31188
Anxiety is a thin stream of fear trickling through the mind. If encouraged, it...
Quote #5176
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change...