Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #7147
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #14505
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #12813
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Quote #25871
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #10048
Limited expectations yield only limited results.
Quote #1457
What worries you masters you.
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #9858
Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...