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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...
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The gates of hell are open, night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #5447
Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #4741
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Quote #17026
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...
Quote #2807
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.