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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Little friends may prove great friends.
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To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
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Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes...
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Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture,...
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The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in...
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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...