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For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and...
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
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Jerry Show me the money
Quote #21943
Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.
Quote #3812
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...